Weekend Video: The Onion

Things have been pretty busy lately, so I haven't posted in awhile. However, my sister shared this video clip from "The Onion," and I thought it would make for a good belated "Weekend Video." Hilarious.

Post-Halloween Activity Never Changes

Every year, Halloween comes and goes, and within a week, I am left with the same feeling.

Regret.

I keep thinking I will be moderate in eating my candy. ("Maybe I'll have three or four pieces of candy.") Then I come home from work and head to the bucket of candy, and when I come to, I see a copious amount of Milky Way, Crunch and Snickers wrappers lying beside me.

I wish I had the willpower to stop after a couple of pieces.

I also wish I had $1 million.

Between you, me and the computer screen, I'd say the latter is more likely.